You’re not leaving me behind, right?
bwaaaaa I can’t
If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.
"Isn’t that high in calories?"
"You’ve been eating a lot lately"
"That food is unhealthy, isn’t it?"
"Wow that is a lot of peanut butter"
"Wow you eat a lot of fruit! That’s a lot of carbs"
if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras.
THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH. I FEEL LIKE SHIT AND IVE SEEN THIS PICTURE A HUNDRED TIMES BUT I AM STILL LAUGHING JFC
It’s funnier to me bc I have that exact same dish
Everyone has that dish.
Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting
you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left
can i log out of life
how did you go from cute to annoying so fast