(Source: malikplanet)

laureninlilly:

awwww-cute:

You’re not leaving me behind, right?

bwaaaaa I can’t

(Source: hscurls)

lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

lexlifts:

"Isn’t that high in calories?"
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"You’ve been eating a lot lately"


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"That food is unhealthy, isn’t it?"


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"Wow that is a lot of peanut butter"


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"Wow you eat a lot of fruit! That’s a lot of carbs"


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tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

(Source: dastardlyhans)

chiltonomics:

peonymoonflower:

cucumbersforlegs:

THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH. I FEEL LIKE SHIT AND IVE SEEN THIS PICTURE A HUNDRED TIMES BUT I AM STILL LAUGHING JFC

It’s funnier to me bc I have that exact same dish

Everyone has that dish.

(Source: andafern)

(Source: brittany-carel)

das-taube-spuern:

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

that’s it

mynameisnipple:

can i log out of life

katara:

how did you go from cute to annoying so fast

itslatingirl:

instagram

(Source: pregnantwithababybyrd)

theblackfeathergirl:

Current mood: Ryan Evans when he wasn’t allowed to sing HumuHumu

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(Source: marco-kissed-a-horseface)