I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which.

grettypop (via grettypop)

puking:

life is hard when you’re shy and just below average looking

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allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

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mariovevo:

be the person your dog thinks you are

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egberts:

did anyone ever find out why daniel radcliffe was walking all those dogs

everets:

an hour is only 600 vines long

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sorelatable:

hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before 

artofseductionlxix:

best reply ive ever seen

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At some point, you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart but not in your life.
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